Well, it's Sunday, and that means it's time for another trip to the clothing donation bin.
Here's what else is hitting the racks today.
1. Black H&M jeans. I wore them almost every time I worked or played a show. And it shows. Blown-out crotch for days and faded beyond belief. Peace out.
2. Outrageous blue plaid shorts. I pulled them from the "Goofy Golf Shit" pile I have in my house. Did I ever wear them?
3. From the same pile, a blue cotton golf shirt from the London Hunt Club. Within my lifetime, they wouldn't allow black people to play there. Fuck them. I'd rather burn it.
4. Khakis. A truly full-circle thrift store moment.
5. A white t-shirt with headphones on it. Maybe three people will understand this when they read it.
6. Black pants with most of the buttons blown-out. If I were to go commando wearing these things my dick would swing all over the place.
7. Miscellaneous green t-shirt. Get out of my life.
8. Brown corduroy skate shorts that I bought off the internet for my 18th birthday. They're done.
9. Black t-shirt, because I have more of them than any other item of clothing.
10. White dress shirt with the flimsiest collar ever. It looks like sad dog ears.
11. Timber Creek flex khakis. No reason really.
12. Green Vivanno t-shirt. Too many memories of spoiled U of Toronto students with high demands.
That's all the room I have for now. I think I have room for one more trip. Until next time.
Here's what else is hitting the racks today.
1. Black H&M jeans. I wore them almost every time I worked or played a show. And it shows. Blown-out crotch for days and faded beyond belief. Peace out.
2. Outrageous blue plaid shorts. I pulled them from the "Goofy Golf Shit" pile I have in my house. Did I ever wear them?
3. From the same pile, a blue cotton golf shirt from the London Hunt Club. Within my lifetime, they wouldn't allow black people to play there. Fuck them. I'd rather burn it.
4. Khakis. A truly full-circle thrift store moment.
5. A white t-shirt with headphones on it. Maybe three people will understand this when they read it.
6. Black pants with most of the buttons blown-out. If I were to go commando wearing these things my dick would swing all over the place.
7. Miscellaneous green t-shirt. Get out of my life.
8. Brown corduroy skate shorts that I bought off the internet for my 18th birthday. They're done.
9. Black t-shirt, because I have more of them than any other item of clothing.
10. White dress shirt with the flimsiest collar ever. It looks like sad dog ears.
11. Timber Creek flex khakis. No reason really.
12. Green Vivanno t-shirt. Too many memories of spoiled U of Toronto students with high demands.
That's all the room I have for now. I think I have room for one more trip. Until next time.
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