I'll preface this next piece by saying I've never known my name to mean much other than simply "manly" (some friends phones have been assigned this title under my name, naturally). However, Tess hooked me up with a few little nuggets of info from the Urban Dictionary. Actually these nuggets are not little at all.
I laughed through every single one of these. Give them a read.
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
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I laughed through every single one of these. Give them a read.
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
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the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows
Aaron: "damn nigga you owned me with a pillow andrew"
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a warrior, a man who does not give up; also a man who gets all the ladies
Andrew is the toughest and bravest man alive-----------
the hottest shit alive.
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has been laid by jenna jamenson, tila tequila, pamela anderson, and other hoes that dont stank.
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has been laid by jenna jamenson, tila tequila, pamela anderson, and other hoes that dont stank.
duuude that guy reminds me of andrew, he gets all the hot girls!!
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A complete stud who all girls want to fuck. He has a large cock and some girls think it is perfect. Is kind and never is mean to people.
I wish i were like andrew.
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The most amazing person ever. Andrew's are super cool. Everyone loves Andrew. No one can live without Andrew. Andrew gets all the ladies
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the most awesomest guy ever. everyone wants to be him. Girl version of name: Andrea
"Andrew is the coolest dude at buchanan high school"--------------------
The most amazing person ever. Andrew's are super cool. Everyone loves Andrew. No one can live without Andrew. Andrew gets all the ladies
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has GIANT HANDS!!
WOAH!, did Andrew grow antlers.
No thats just his hands next to his head.
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Andrew is the best person in the world. He is perfect in everyway possible. Everyone (including me) loves him. If you go out with him you are way lucky. When he's with you, you feel like nothing can go wrong. Andrew is way hot, nice, funny, caring, and amazing. When he has his arm around you, you want time to stop because you know it wont last. When he leaves you, you feel like he took your life with him. Andrew always make you happy. But he leaves. When he does there is nothing left because he meant so much to you and you feel like you just let your life fall into a never ending pit that you can never leave. But when he's with you it's the best thing in the whole world.
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No thats just his hands next to his head.
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Andrew is the best person in the world. He is perfect in everyway possible. Everyone (including me) loves him. If you go out with him you are way lucky. When he's with you, you feel like nothing can go wrong. Andrew is way hot, nice, funny, caring, and amazing. When he has his arm around you, you want time to stop because you know it wont last. When he leaves you, you feel like he took your life with him. Andrew always make you happy. But he leaves. When he does there is nothing left because he meant so much to you and you feel like you just let your life fall into a never ending pit that you can never leave. But when he's with you it's the best thing in the whole world.
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The best at everything known to man, created by General Custard in the 1800's, He's half man, half robot, half penis. He was created with the voice of angels and the strength of Hercules. He is most remembered for beating Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling championship. He once saved the world from aliens only to have sex with their women, he is man, he is everything, he is the one....
Chuck Norris' chest hairs are tingling.... Andrew's close by.
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Let's just say I'll be calling my mom in the morning saying
"Hey, thanks."
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Let's just say I'll be calling my mom in the morning saying
"Hey, thanks."
3 comments:
Hows stroking your ego coming along? Pretty well it seems.
Also be sure to look up the definition of Bike.
"someone who will shag anyone"
ie. "She's an old Bike"
So after reading yours I just had to look up mine...needless to say it's bang on. It's creepy really.
Katelyn is a girl. She is not like any other girl you will encounter in your lifetime. She's different, but, in a good way. She is beautiful. She is knows to be extremely shy. She is prone to being attracted to older guys, and older guys tend to be attracted to her. Which, can not always be a bad thing.
To sum this up, Katelyn's are;
- Hot
- Has a great personality
- Super smart.
- Super funny
- Extremely shy
- Can turn your floomy day around to a sunny day
- AN ALL OUT AMAZING GIRL
...the only downfall is that further defintions include me being a blonde, redhead, an airhead and having green eyes. The first one is most accurate though so i'm content with that.
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